[ Apr 17, 07 ]
(AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)
“Distracted by the possibility of another email server containing sensitive information, the Puppet Master temporarily let President Bush walk on his own yesterday.”
Astute photographer Gerald Herbert produces an astounding natural-light photo of the president attempting to direct himself back to his waiting prop box. The control lines are virtually invisible, [...]
[ Apr 17, 07 ]
(Jim Bourg/Reuters)
“Several major retailers report record sales in the ‘George W. Bush Love Doll™’.”
Sales of the popular George W. Bush Love Doll™ now nearly rival those of the John Edwards Love Doll. Stocks continued to surge today after a major spike in sales reputedly from Democratic Congresspeople and military officials. An anonymous [...]
[ Apr 17, 07 ]
(REUTERS/Larry Downing)
“…Ah kin wurkit ta mah advantige.”
Following the shooting tragedy at Virginia Tech University on Monday, President Bush suddenly appeared interested in the Bill of Rights. Managing to blame the shooting deaths of 33 people on over-zealous gun control in the midst of his own War Against Personal Freedom, left voters more [...]
