[ Apr 19, 07 ]
Yes, kids, here we go…down, down, down the slippery slope of legislated religious intolerance. In a 5-4 ruling, the Supreme Court (also known as “The George Bush Action League”), decided that everyone’s uteruses belong to the federal government (presuming you have one, if you don’t, then you’re good to go). in fact, this pretty [...]
[ Apr 19, 07 ]
(AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)
“So, uh…since ya’ll’ve already had some combat experience, Ah’m wondering if’n ya’ll might wanna take a little trip to the middle east?….”
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[ Apr 19, 07 ]
(REUTERS/Larry Downing)
“Ah pledge allegiance to myself….”
In a recent meeting with Democratic Congressional Leaders, President Bush proclaimed himself “King of Everything I Kin See”. Later, he was heard complaining to an aide that he needs “One of them thar jackets I can stick mah hand into like that Nappy-lion dude.” In the photo, [...]
[ Apr 19, 07 ]
(REUTERS/Larry Downing)
“Senator Harry Reid (D-Sleepytime) naps during a meeting with Speaker Pelosi and President Bush.”
Said Reid after the meeting, “Holy begeebers, but the man’s constant rhetoric and fear-mongering is SUCH a snoozer. I was like, ‘Zzzzzzz, Mr. President. Yawn.’ the whole meeting.”
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