[ Apr 25, 07 ]
(Stringer/Reuters)
“A couple’s passionate kiss sparked a wildfire last week. In related news, conservative politicians are now attempting to ban public displays of affection, ‘because that’s how unwanted babies get made.’ Liberal lawmakers are concerned about the potential threat to the environment, but seem content with letting conservatives screw themselves into smaller and smaller [...]
[ Apr 25, 07 ]
(Laszlo Balogh/Reuters)
“An unnamed White House kitchen employee displays a sample of the ’secret ingredient’ that helps maintain President Bush as the docile marionette of Karl Rove and Dick Cheney.”
[ Apr 25, 07 ]
(Stefan Wermuth/Reuters)
“Part of the Animal Conspiracy Against Humanity, this cow quietly prepares to take over the world while seeming to placidly chew her cud.”
original caption: Cows are pictured at the cattle and cheese market on the Engstligenalp in the Bernese Oberland, in this August 15, 2006 file photo. A pregnant cow being [...]
