the otherwhirled

(Joshua Roberts/Reuters) “Still basically unfamiliar with Constitutional Law, Vice President Cheney wonders why impeachment doesn’t at least include a cobbler or a pie.”

(REUTERS/Jason Reed) “…all ye who are money-laden, and Ah will cut yer taxes.”

(REUTERS/Jason Reed) “…it wuz at least that big!” The president continued, “Then, as Ah reeled it in, Karl, he jist reached inta tha water, grabbed it bah tha tail, an’ took a big ol’ bite outta its back! Ah’m shore glad that looney is on our side!”

(AP Photo/Haraz N. Ghanbari) “….and it looked something like this.” Damn, but he’d look “mighty fine” in flaming orange.

(AP Photo/Richard Drew) “Presidential adviser Karl Rove prepares to eat the face of an unnamed member of the audience before President Bush delivers his remarks at the Harlem Village Academy school in New York.”

(AFP/Hassan Ammar, REUTERS/Jason Reed) “Separated at birth, the real Karl Rove (left) is seen here alongside his evil twin (right). It is still a mystery as to how the evil twin wound up in the White House, but theorists suggest that the decision may have had involved cocaine and booze.”