the otherwhirled

(AFP/File/Karen Bleier) “Look, boys and girls. I’m busy trying to resurrect the Cold War here. I don’t have time for this crap.”

(REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst) Secretary of Education Margaret Spellings: Lookit me, dammit! Lookit ME! Teacher of the Year, Andrea Peterson: This is cool, but when are you going to start paying us what we’re worth? Chimpy: Now, don’t you worry your pretty head about that. Ya wanna take a snort with me? Pickles: I still look pretty, don’t I? Don’t [...]

(Kyodo/Pool/Reuters) “Wait. Say that again? Ah think someone gave me one of your knives for Christmas one year. How ’bout that!”

(REUTERS/Yuri Gripas) “Ah think Ah like walkin’ with you, Mr. Abe. At least ya ain’t makin’ me hold yer hand or nuthin’ weird like that. Say, ya wanna trade wifes fer a little while?”

(AP Photo/Joe McLaughlin) “But you are SO next, you miserable bastard!” actual caption: “Defense attorney Joseph Tacopina, left, comforts Melanie McGuire after the verdict in her trial in New Brunswick, N.J., Monday, April 23, 2007. McGuire was convicted of killing her husband.” ~ i checked in on this case from time to time. [...]

(REUTERS/Tomas Bravo) “In a surprising turn of events, Altos were forbidden from entering the devastated area. Sopranos, Tenors, and Basses, however, were allowed to roam free.”

(REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque) “Hey, Pickles! er…Pickles… Hey, Ah’m over here! Pickles? Pickles, whassat dawg doin’ down there?”