“Sporting a haircut that would have sent a ‘Shear Genius’ contestant packing, and a suit that would have driven a ‘Project Runway’ contestant to commit hare kare, Phil Spector…”

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(finish this caption yourselves in the comments. the selected ‘winner’ will receive an all-expenses-paid vacation to their next-door neighbor’s front porch.)

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photo credit: AP Photo/Robyn Beck, Pool

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soon to be featuring Paris Hilton’s ass.

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photo credit: REUTERS/Reuters TV

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“Augusta National Club’s 7th green devours South African golfer Retief Goosen after his stroke cut a divot into the grass. The remaining golfers tread very lightly for the remainder of the tournament.”

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photo credit: Shaun Best/Reuters

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“…por favor!”

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photo credit: AP Photo/Roberto Borea

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“Atlanta Braves manager Bobby Cox pleasures the first base umpire during a recent game. The aptly-named Mr. Cox was later sent to the locker room to prepare for post-game ministrations.”

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….since i forgot about “sports” day yesterday, i figured i’d just go completely over the top. maybe we’ll get lucky and another overly-serious sports fan will get all jumpy in the comments again!

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photo credit: AP Photo/Gregory Smith

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You’d think they’d have wanted someone with experience….just sayin’.

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photo credit: REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque

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Hop on, Georgie. You’ve got a seat on the front row!

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photo credit: Kevin Lamarque/Reuters

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