the otherwhirled

(AP Photo/Dick Whipple) “David W. Logsdon is shown here sometime prior to being shot dead by Kansas City police. Logsdon was killed after killing a neighbor and two other people. If there is someone bald and bearded in your life, encourage him to shave. Yes, i know it seems unfair, but isn’t it always [...]

(AFP/Saul Loeb) “President Bush and German Chancellor Markel hold to their respective podiums during a brief hiatus in gravity during a recent press conference in the Rose Garden. Luckily, the proximity of certain administration officials sufficed to keep the two national leaders in place, because they suck so incredibly much.”

(AFP/File/Carl De Souza) “Exemplifying her indefatigable penchant for wearing hats, the Queen of England visited the first permanent English settlement at Jamestown late last March at the head of a small force of British patriots. After a brief skirmish, the Virginia militia (reduced to two mules and a gravy boat thanks to continuing deployment [...]

(AFP/File/Saul Loeb) “Ya see, you jist don’t unnerstand what tha mission was. Heheheh. An’ Ah don’t hafta tell you or Congriss ’bout that, ’cause itsa secret.”