the otherwhirled

(AP Photo/Kevin Frayer) “Israeli Foreign Minister Tzipi Livni has finally given up trying sell the horribly-designed Ehud Olmert Love Doll™ and sold all her shares of stock in the company.”

(REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque) “Now on Display at Madame Tussaud’s, ‘The Pale, Waxy Horsepeople of the Apocalypse’.” Don’t expect them get anywhere any time soon, folks. It’ll be more back-and-forth counter-productive political posturing over the dead bodies of our friends and family member serving in Iraq for quite some time to come. Thanks, Chimpy. And thank [...]

(AFP/Saul Loeb) “King George the Worst prepares to pleasure another Big Oil executive in this undated file photo from the somewhere within the dark abyss that has become his tenure at the White House.”

(AFP/Jim Watson) “President Bush describes to Speaker Pelosi just how much she’d enjoy for him to give her ‘tha ride of yer life’.” “Aw, and Ah give great back rubs, too,” bemoaned the President when the Speaker turned him down.

(REUTERS/Nir Elias) “A Chinese girl poses in a park with her father’s brand-new Deluxe Chimpy Love Doll™. The deluxe model is not available in North America, and has a tendency to throw feces.”