[ May 4, 07 ]
Can you believe it? Condi was jilted by Iranian Foreign Minister Manouchehr Mottaki! The Huffington Post has the story, some of which I’ll snippet below:
Iran’s foreign minister boycotted a dinner of diplomats where he was to be seated directly across from Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, ostensibly because a female violinist entertaining the gathering was [...]
[ May 4, 07 ]
(AFP/Getty Images/File/Darren McCollester)
“…I could be my own first lady!”
[ May 4, 07 ]
(AFP/File)
“…but who will probably have to leave the race at some point due to a subpoena, tabloid scandal, or the general public recognition of incompetence.”
[ May 4, 07 ]
(AFP/Robyn Beck)
“Arnold Schwarzen…Shwartzin…Schwarzin…That Stupid Bad-Acting Reason For Having Laws That Preclude Foreigners From Becoming President, steps out with Nancy Reagan for a long, romantic drive up the pollution-laden west coast for a midnight hummer…er…in Arnold’s Hummer at midnight, I mean…as some lady smiles condescendingly in the background. Apparently, Maria doesn’t know about it…and [...]
[ May 4, 07 ]
(AFP/Gabriel Bouys)
“…to come pull my finger.”
{being a bit of a tribute to Blind Orange Julius, King of the Pull My Finger gags.}
[ May 4, 07 ]
(AFP/Gabriel Bouys)
“Ron Paul and Rudy Giuliani enjoy the oral ministrations of Chris Matthews during taping of the Grumpy Curmudgeon Show on May 3, 2007.”
[ May 4, 07 ]
(AFP/Gabriel Bouys)
“Former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney prepares to eat the heart of a young virgin immigrant during the taping of the Grumpy Curmudgeon Show on May 3, 2007.”
