[ May 10, 07 ]
(AP Photo/Carlos Osorio)
“Look, Attorney General Fellatio. Accepting responsibility for your actions doesn’t mean just mouthing those words repeatedly, then refusing to do anything that even remotely resembles taking responsibility for your actions. We realize that your lips are custom-tailored to accommodate Chimpy’s nearly-microscopic penis and all that, but otherwise, you do both the [...]
[ May 10, 07 ]
(Kham/Reuters)
“President Bush and Vice President Cheney relax with Administration officials at a recent after-hours get-together at the White House. Government investigators are still searching for the 20-odd officials who have slithered away over the past two years.”
[ May 10, 07 ]
(AP Photo/Miss Universe L.P., LLLP-Darren Decker-HO)
“Ladies, truly…I must ask you to please quit knocking on my door each morning when my wife is out of town. I’m a happily married man, and no amount of carnal temptation is going to lure me away from my darling wife. You’ll simply have to wait until [...]
