[ May 15, 07 ]
“Seen here attending to his duplicitous egomania, right-wing extremist and one of the major public figures responsible for the inherent dichotomy between organized religion and spirituality, Jerry Falwell passed on today, only to discover that if ‘God’ really does exist, He probably doesn’t live in the tiny little box that Falwell defined for Him [...]
[ May 15, 07 ]
“Using ultra-secret technology made possible by increased funding and new tasking approved as pork added to clandestine pre-midterm-election legislation, the National Weather Service’s new charter provides the administration with mobile cloud cover, thus saving Sith Lord Cheney’s vampiric flesh from the effects of the sun wherever he goes.”
photo credit: AP Photo/Gerald Herbert
[ May 15, 07 ]
“President Bush is seen here wandering aimlessly between the pillars of the White House, vainly searching for a shred of dignity. He eventually called off the search to have some ice cream.”
photo credit: AP Photo/Charles Dharapak
[ May 15, 07 ]
“President Bush poses with the replicants of former human cabinet members in charge of the environment. We have officially been assimilated by the Borg.”
photo credit: Jason Reed/Reuters
[ May 15, 07 ]
“On Monday, Sylvester Stallone sported one of the world’s worst face lifts along with man-breast implants.”
photo credit: AP Photo/Antonio Calanni, file
[ May 15, 07 ]
“…American high school sports players…or their fathers.”
photo credit: AFP/Illustration
[ May 15, 07 ]
“…for yet another mid-east circle jerk.”
photo credit: REUTERS/Thierry Roge
