[ May 18, 07 ]
“Having long ago resolved the dispute about Tweedle-Dum’s broken rattle, Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum saunter off together to find a looking glass (and a rolled-up C-note and some blow, no doubt).”
photo credit: REUTERS/Jason Reed
[ May 18, 07 ]
“President Bush and Prime Minister Blaire spend a last tender moment at the White House.
‘Ah’m gonna miss ya, Tone-dude. It shore wooda bin fun workin’ wif ya a while longer.’
‘Oh, I’ll miss you too, old chap. Say, you don’t have to be an American citizen to hold a cabinet office, do you? I hear [...]
[ May 18, 07 ]
“The walking dead (left and right) visit with the fucking useless (center). The meeting marked the second time a cadaver was seen strolling the White House lawn in recent days. As feared, the Administration seems to have successfully taken the steps necessary to initiate Armageddon.”
photo credit: REUTERS/Jason Reed
[ May 18, 07 ]
“…will be staying behind at home where his pretend importance can be more easily documented. Upon receiving the news, the young Prince was heard to say, ‘Oh, jolly good. I do so hate getting sand in my slippers, anyway!’”
photo credit: AP Photo/Lefteris Pitarakis, FILE
