[ May 24, 07 ]
“Robin Gibb will be playing Jack Skellington in an upcoming remake of Tim Burton’s ‘A Nightmare Before Christmas’.”
photo credit: AP Photo/Chris Pizzello
[ May 24, 07 ]
“…once again stall the production of the Sylvester Stallone Love Doll™. Representatives of Glory Hole Manufacturing complain that the model had too much plastic in his skin to make a good mold, and are attempting to compensate for the error.”
photo credit: AFP/File/Tiziana Fabi
[ May 24, 07 ]
“you’d think you’d wear a dress that actually fits. Conversely, I suppose you could give America one last chance to watch you hitch up your dress over your unshapely, water-retaining flesh. Because you’re a STAR now.”
photo credit: AP Photo/Kevork Djansezian
[ May 24, 07 ]
Categories: humor
Thursdays will henceforth be Entertainment days. Persons who live in the limelight may well be randomly slimed…er…snarked. Just as with sports, that doesn’t mean that entertainment snarkery won’t be presented on other days. Especially if something significant comes up. Like, for example, should Paris Hilton announce a sudden affinity for large-boned biker-chick felons on a [...]
