the otherwhirled

“…or jist sit an’ smile, good buddy!” yes, i realize i used this photo earlier this month. it will be revisited from time to time. this is only #2 of a good couple of dozen captions i could come up with for this nefariously posed image. photo credit: AFP/File/Saul Loeb

“Sadly, it does not necessarily mature them.” alternative caption two-for-one sale: “If ya see a bird up there, Ah want it dead, ya unnerstan’?” photo credit: AP Photo/Charles Dharapak