NEW! FINISH THE CAPTION CONTEST!

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NEW! FINISH THE CAPTION CONTEST!
“Sporting a haircut that would have sent a ‘Shear Genius’ contestant packing, and a suit that would have driven a ‘Project Runway’ contestant to commit hare kare, Phil Spector…” (finish this caption yourselves in the comments. the selected ‘winner’ will receive an all-expenses-paid vacation to their next-door neighbor’s front porch.) photo credit: AP Photo/Robyn [...]

New Designer Commode

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New Designer Commode
soon to be featuring Paris Hilton’s ass. photo credit: REUTERS/Reuters TV

7th Hole Consumes Golfer

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7th Hole Consumes Golfer
“Augusta National Club’s 7th green devours South African golfer Retief Goosen after his stroke cut a divot into the grass. The remaining golfers tread very lightly for the remainder of the tournament.” photo credit: Shaun Best/Reuters

Dos Cervesas,

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Dos Cervesas,
“…por favor!” photo credit: AP Photo/Roberto Borea

Always Make Your Umpires Happy

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Always Make Your Umpires Happy
“Atlanta Braves manager Bobby Cox pleasures the first base umpire during a recent game. The aptly-named Mr. Cox was later sent to the locker room to prepare for post-game ministrations.” ….since i forgot about “sports” day yesterday, i figured i’d just go completely over the top. maybe we’ll get lucky and another overly-serious sports [...]

Speaking Where One Has No Place

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Speaking Where One Has No Place
You’d think they’d have wanted someone with experience….just sayin’. photo credit: REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque

The Mothership Approaches

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The Mothership Approaches
Hop on, Georgie. You’ve got a seat on the front row! photo credit: Kevin Lamarque/Reuters