the otherwhirled

My first reader-submitted photo, and it kinda speaks for itself. tip of the helmet to some old woman in san antonio, tx.

…featuring the hand-tailored “Cellblock Whore” line of casual forced-lesbian-sex-wear, modeled here by everyone’s favorite talentless bimbo, Paris Hilton. photo credit: Brendan McDermid/Reuters

“During casting for an upcoming remake and modernization of the entire ‘Magnum, P.I.’ series, studio executives decided that the role of ‘Thomas Magnum’ could just as easily be played by a headless quadriplegic amputee mannequin with as much artistry as Tom Selleck played the original character.” (oh yeah, it’s ‘entertainment day’ here at the [...]

…feel a need to kiss an ass like that one? photo credit: Jim Young/Reuters

“The Hand of God began spontaneously appearing in Rome today, beginning an unprecedented eradication of crab-life. ‘Crabs do not enjoy the protections of God’s Unconditional Love,’ Pope Benedict XVI was quoted as not saying. ‘They’re ugly, and anything with its eyes on little stalks like that simply cannot be made in God’s image.’ The [...]

“The Ministry of Silly Walks rejected the membership application of United States President George W. Bush today. A representative read the Ministry’s response as an open statement to the President during a press briefing this morning, stating simply: ‘It’s the Ministry of Silly Walks, you pompous ass, not the Ministry of Silly Thoughts.’” photo [...]