What elections are all about

Categories: opinion
What elections are all about
oh. am i being cynical? pfft… photo credit: AFP/File/Tengku Bahar

Gay Pride

Categories: snark
Gay Pride
“A Gay Pride Parade participant gags himself on his own image. Meanwhile, his boyfriend wonders to himself ‘Holy Help Me Hannah, I stick my willy in THAT?’” Disclaimer: while happily heterosexual, commander other respects persons of all walks of life, and even worked in an ‘alternate lifestyles’ club in a highly conservative town for [...]

Why a Conservative America is a Myth

Categories: opinion, politics
Why a Conservative America is a Myth
I have long wished I had the time to investigate information that I've understood subjectively for decades. However, I don't have that time, and I'm not trained to do such an investigation properly. Luckily, the Campaign for America's Future is quite capable of doing so, and their recent report on their findings of a [...]

Govmint Edukashun

Categories: opinion, politics, snark
Govmint Edukashun
Mistress Rice is seen here giving a speech to imprisoned children on the benefits of American public education, to which they are not entitled because they are foreign prisoners. The children dutifully applauded the speech and sang praises to the Rovian World Order, as required each day in order for them to receive their [...]

Hey, Europe!

Categories: snark
Hey, Europe!
“You all need ta send us more troops to fight our war and support our hegemony! C’mon, now! Get a move on! We done used up everything we got!” photo credit: AFP/Getty Images/File/Win McNamee

Fred Thompson Wants to be President So Bad…

Categories: opinion, politics
Fred Thompson Wants to be President So Bad…
…he dresses up as ‘the Grey Death candidate’ on Leno. if you believe in one, thank your god that Republicans are this stupid. coupled with his rhetoric, this cadaverous Thompson has hopefully sealed his fate. photo credit: REUTERS/Dave Bjerke/NBC Universal/Handout