the otherwhirled

“…is gonna do something messed up with this photo ta make me look stupid. Ah better make sure Ah look as presidental…presidentin…commander-in-chiefish as Ah can, then.” photo credit: AFP/Jim Watson

“Hoo boy, Ah gotta catch mah breath. Lyin’ takes a lot out uvva guy!” photo credit: Larry Downing/Reuters

Yeah, Georgie. They’re doing just fine. Of course, they were allowed to get off to such a great start….But everyone knows what you mean when you say they’re doing well, Georgie. They’re doing about as well as you are, which ain’t worth a shit. photo credit: AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais

Look out for the lawn mowers, Lynne. photo credit: AFP/Alejandro Pagni