the otherwhirled

“Ah’ve got the coolist shit…er…stuff. {hic} Ya gotta {hic} try’t! Makes it sssheem like nobuddies {hic} around at all, even when they’re {hic} on top’f ya, tryin’ ta get their {hic} little soldier ta werk…Good stiff {hic} stuff, hehehehe….” photo credit: REUTERS/Kacper Pempel

“…the loneliest number….” poor Condi. all alone. and even with Pickles staying at the Mayflower, her beloved won’t give in to her frump. {sigh} did she mention she’s single, republican, and black?… photo credit: Kevin Lamarque/Reuters

…is somewhere around $660 million, i believe…. photo credit: Al Seib/Pool/Reuters

“Terrorists! 9/11! Boo! I’ll save you!” photo credit: Brian Snyder/Reuters