the otherwhirled

President Bush waves goodbye as he “heads off” to have a bunch of shit removed from his cranially-infested ass. While the president is under anesthetic for his surgery, Vice President and Sith Lord Cheney will be in command of the country. Sources close to the Administration observe that this will basically no different than [...]

“…was on display again as Hilary conjured several fireballs in response to the Pentagon’s recent admonishments of her actions.” photo credit: AFP/File/Jeff Haynes

“is a vote for more cleavage on Iceburg Lettuce everywhere!” photo credit: AFP/Getty Images/File/Darren McCollester

“But ever’buddy else says Ah’m kinda slow.” photo credit: Larry Downing/Reuters