Driving Under the Influence…

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Driving Under the Influence…
…of another gratuitous photo-op. “Hey, lookit me! Ah’m in the driver’s seat!” the president cooed gleefully. “Pfft. As if,” the vice president mumbled, off-camera. photo credit: AFP/Saul Loeb

The incognito Madame (Secretary)

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The incognito Madame (Secretary)
“As if her future’s so fucking bright she’s gotta wear shades.” photo credit: Kevin Lamarque/Reuters

Driving (with) Mr. Dazey

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Driving (with) Mr. Dazey
“Buckle up, Brownie-two! Now that yer here, yer in fer a helluvva ride!” or perhaps this relevant quotation from “Driving Miss Daisy”: “I wouldn’t be in your shoes if the Sweet Lord Jesus come down and asked me himself.” photo credit: AFP/Saul Loeb

How much…

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How much…
“…for this one, Georgie? He has such a strong chin, and his gun is so…powerful!” photo credit: AFP/Saul Loeb

Come unto me,

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Come unto me,
“all ye who are over-monied, and i will give you breast!” (or so we hear from the right-wing pundit-class, that is) photo credit: AP Photo/Mary Ann Chastain

A word, Mr. President!

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A word, Mr. President!
“We found this in Vice-President Cheney’s briefcase again, sir. That’s the fifth time since his temporary presidency last Saturday. Just thought you should know, sir!” (later, no doubt, the Secret Service agent who discovered the seal mysteriously disappeared!) photo credit: AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais

Awright, check this out, yer lordship…

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Awright, check this out, yer lordship…
“Here’s tha deal: Ah keep mah troops over there, and Ah send you some weapons, so that your insurgents gots enough to faght mah Army with. That oughtta be worth a few kilos of uncut Columbian White, don’cha think?” photo credit: Jason Reed JIR/Reuters