And the general did not say: “And, so, after he held me like this and…er…surged…I began to understand how much better my job would be if I just did what they told me. So…yeah! The surge method…mmm-hmmm…yeah, that works. But I’m not gay.”

AP Caption: “Actor Michael Douglas, seen here in April 2007, said on Thursday he would be ‘very happy’ if Hillary Clinton became the next US president.”

“Senator Christopher Dodd waves goodbye as the mothership comes to retrieve him before he can further confuse issues in the Democratic Primary.”

‘LOLcons’ concept created by Jon Swift and named by Marita.

The reason why she was willing to pose with you, oh “Little Chimperor That Couldn’t”, is that she is so damned poor and desperate, she was even willing to appear on camera with the likes of the moron who made her that way. It’s not an accolade, it’s an act of literally having nothing more to lose.

And yes, everyone knows your handlers just picked her for her last name: “White”. Bravo.

“Karl Rove, who retires two days from now, dances upon remnants of the origial U.S. Constitution on his way to the White House, where he was scheduled to meet with Senator Larry Craig to thank him for his efforts in clarifying Rove’s ‘exit strategy’.”

‘LOLcons’ concept created by Jon Swift and named by Marita.