In case it wasn’t already sorely obvious

Categories: GodNot™, opinion, politics
In case it wasn’t already sorely obvious
Republican members of the House of Representatives are some petulant, petty, sycophantic political pustules. Because when the going got tough for them (that is, when it became clear they weren’t going to get their way), the little pussies got going. This kind of shit, more than anything else, honestly makes me embarrassed to be an [...]

One of these things…

Categories: humor, opinion, politics, snark
One of these things…
“…is pretty much just like the other things.” i know you already knew that, but felt it was worth bringing up again, as no doubt the “Independent Democrat” will say something this weekend that will further obviate the aforementioned similarity. just sayin’. photo credit: AP Photo/Ron Edmonds

A little more rum…

Categories: opinion, politics, snark
A little more rum…
…in the Iceberg Lettuce, and she’s gonna look like boiled cabbage. editorial note: Alright, so she’s looking like the stronger of the Democratic candidates right now, according to many polls and considerations. I still think that, as great a statement as it would be for us to have a female president, her candidacy is [...]

Lookit, it’s Mah war…

Categories: humor, politics, snark
Lookit, it’s Mah war…
“…and Ah ain’t gonna stop it jist b’cuz ya’ll’re thinking ever’thang’s fallin’ apart. Take a look around, peoples. ‘Murica is stronger now than it was durin’ tha Depression, so obviously we’re doin’ jist fahn. An’ Ah need more powers ta do summore spyin’ on people who maght be terr’ists, or who don’ lahk me [...]

Little Napolean…

Categories: humor, politics, snark
Little Napolean…
“…attempts to ponder the the inherent irony in the slow, nation-wide collapse of infrastructure while so much money is spent on a questionably necessary and functionally useless war. He pondered the situation for approximately 30 seconds, then went to have ice-cream.” photo credit: REUTERS/Larry Downing