the otherwhirled

Your test question for the day: And when it came time for the American President to lead the great Circle Jerk of North American Leaders, he proved incapable of: leading coherent thought forming a circle unfastening his own pants finding his own penis not strangling himself with his own belt all of the above SPECIAL BONUS QUESTION: [...]

“Yeah, I’ll take da hit fer dat. S’long as I can keep mah cool medal. Tha chicks dig it, y’know.” Systemic breakdown at CIA before 9/11 photo credit: AFP/GettyImages/File/Mark Wilson