[ Aug 24, 07 ]
“We’re gonna kill whatever convicts we feel like,” Texas Governor Rick Perry was almost quoted as saying to the European Union, “and if you fuckers don’t like it, we’ll kick your sorry assess, too!”
photo credit: AFP/File/Mandel Ngan
[ Aug 24, 07 ]
…that Dennis Hastert married his twin sister!
photo credit: John Gress/Reuters
[ Aug 24, 07 ]
“As president, I promise to only wear tacky dresses and makeup on the weekends!”
photo credit: AP Photo/Lenny Ignelzi
[ Aug 24, 07 ]
“The evil Skeletor chooses another victim, already conditioned and made docile by the recent flooding in Ohio. While the fate of the victim is uncertain, there is no doubt that Vice President Voldemort and King George the Worst are pleased with whatever it is he supposedly does for a living.”
photo credit: REUTERS/The Blade/Lori [...]
[ Aug 24, 07 ]
“Thassraht! Ah kin wait! One o’ these days ya’ll’re gonna look back and merember whutta great preznit Ah wuz!”
If that day should ever come, I’ll buy ice cream for everyone.
photo credit: AFP/File/Jim Watson
