Bush Mannequins now 50% off!

(Yuri Gripas/Reuters) “Today on the White House lawn, Bush Family Mannequins are being sold with proceeds going towards the various legal defense funds needed to support various Bush Administration officials.”


photo credit: Yuri Gripas/Reuters

5 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. 1

    Is it just me or is she getting whiter?

    She looks like a damn goth chick with really bad fashion sense.

  2. 2

    they say it’s a “pinched nerve” in her neck (and that honestly can explain everything from her stiff demeanor to facial paleness).

    however, i’ve never heard “pinched nerve” as a euphemism for “Xanax overdose”, and i’ll leave it at that….

  3. 3

    Have you ever been in the department store (here to fore known only as macy’s since they bought every damn store and converted it. jerks.) only to see the naked mannaquin…

    And there she stands, unclothed and tilted at a slightly odd angle, just not quite right.

    And a pole up her ass to keep her standing up?

    Meet Your First Lady!

  4. Mr DeBakey

    4

    Ever stand on the White House lawn in the pale moon light?

  5. 5

    my tits are pointier than your tits

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