[ Aug 28, 07 ]
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I’m always amused by simple things. In this case, it’s the words being used to find this here little blog thingy. Forthwith:
As has become customary, I am dispensing with the searches on various spellings of Condoleezza Rice, nude or clothed, spelled properly or not. I truly worry about some of you. I [...]
[ Aug 28, 07 ]
“The Littlest Chimperor squeezes out another ‘dirty turdy’ into the revisionistic diaper that ‘Unca Dick’ dressed him in that morning. Later, Tony Snow tossed the soiled diaper into the press pool, claiming it was ‘undeniable, incontrovertible truth’ and we should all feel blessed to experience the absolute stench of it.”
photo credit: AP Photo/Ken [...]
[ Aug 28, 07 ]
There’s your proof right there: After calling Alberto Gonzales “honorable” and several other complementary words that described a man of good character, King George the Worst was not struck down by lightning, the earth did not rend itself in twain and swallow the lying bastard whole, nor did the Universe implode with a tiny [...]
[ Aug 28, 07 ]
“President Bush poses with some woman in Reno whose body language says ‘No, no’, but whose push-up bra is reminiscent of other pale, wind-tossed women Chimpy knows, or used to know, anyway.”
photo credit: AP Photo/Tim Dunn/Pool
[ Aug 28, 07 ]
“Commerce Secretary Carlos Gutierrez describes the proper way for a politician to approach membership in the Bush Administration: ‘You face away from the plane, you jump with all your might, and then you dive for the earth as she comes very quickly to take your life. No parachute required!’”
photo credit: Henry Romero/Reuters
