Look out, Shep! At 17, she’s probably old enough to intern, and the hair color is perfect. Her talent for reciting what she’s been taught is wonderful, and her inability to formulate a genuine coherent thought means she could actually go quite far with a Fox News career. Just sayin’.
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fairlane
What’s really pathetic is she knows she did something wrong by the reaction of others, but I guarantee she has no idea exactly what she did wrong.
I heard someone yesterday try to explain away her monumental display of vapidity by saying, “We all have moments like that.”
Well, I guess we do. I vaguely remember a few times after drinking a fifth and popping a couple of Percodans sounding a little “disoriented,” but even then I knew South Africa wasn’t in the United States.
Aug 29th, 2007
PissedinNYC
I called that one. She’s a FOX natural (now her hair color, on the other hand…..).
Aug 29th, 2007
Distributorcap
the Faux News weatherchick
the rain in the iraqs
falls mainly on south africa!
Aug 29th, 2007
jimmyjoe
whats the difference between this bimbo and Chris Angel? Ones a cunning stunt.
Sep 5th, 2007
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