And the general did not say: “And, so, after he held me like this and…er…surged…I began to understand how much better my job would be if I just did what they told me. So…yeah! The surge method…mmm-hmmm…yeah, that works. But I’m not gay.”
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FranIAm
“Yeah and after we went into the handicap stall and I saw how big it was I was like, surge! Hell yeah! Surge me up.”
Aug 31st, 2007
Distributorcap
in the dont ask dont tell army — this is an “average” stance - (wink wink)
Aug 31st, 2007
Omnipotent Poobah
Of course the surge worked. Haven’t they all?
Aug 31st, 2007
PissedinNYC
Look at him. He’s a general. He looks like Barney Fife. Yeah, we’re fucked.
Aug 31st, 2007
FranIAm
Follow up comment… surge says US military deaths down, but civilian deaths up. Stop by my place if you wish to discuss.
Funny that whole “surge thing.”
Sep 2nd, 2007
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