“President Bush…should I shake your hand I would have to make a special pilgrimage to Mecca to have it specially washed and blessed, and I would still never be able to touch my children with it ever again. So, thank you, but I will decline. It is enough that Prime Minister Al-Maliki has once again sacrificed his honor on our behalf.”
Profile: i write things. sometimes not too poorly, even. i photograph things. i don't capture them, but i render how the appeared to me, or perhaps how i might have seen them if i'd been looking in a different way. i don't believe in finalities, and new beginnings are old hat with me. i am not what i appear to be, or even what i think i am. i am, in a nutshell, a nut. eat me, or feed me to an elephant.
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Distributorcap
gimme back that pen……
Sep 4th, 2007
Omnipotent Poobah
“Aw, don’t matter none. Nobody else’ll shake it neither.”
Sep 4th, 2007
FranIAm
Let’s shake on it- I am gonna f-k you all over, y’ah hear!
Sep 5th, 2007
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