The Happy Fun-Time® Love Doll™ Company (a subsidiary of Halliburton, Inc.) was forced to issue a complete recall on over one million copies of the General Petraeus Love Doll™, when it was discovered by purchasers across the country that literally every copy of the Love Doll™ had been previously used.
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Tengrain
Sheer genius.
I wonder if the other parts had been made from recycled material, too.
Regards,
Tengrain
Sep 11th, 2007
FranIAm
Suggestions for getting red wine off of the keyboard and screen?
Sep 11th, 2007
pissed in NYC
Bleach. Only thing that works, FranIAm. That said, I sip my red wine between posts. Prevention really is the best medicine.
Sep 11th, 2007
commander other
i would say “don’t drink and blog”, but why take all the fun out of it?
Sep 11th, 2007
FranIam
I am going with pissed’s idea. As you note commander… don’t drink and blog? I mean, really!
Sep 12th, 2007
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