“The Happy Fun Time® Love Doll™ Company (a subsidiary of Halliburton, Inc.) is proud to announce the new American Dream™ Love Doll™, featuring movable arms and a special voice synthesizer that is capable of repeating Republican Talking Points simultaneously with presumably Democratic Ideals.”
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Dr Monkey
Yikes! Imagine Bill in that mouth of hers. Yikes!
Sep 18th, 2007
pissed in NYC
Nice. Interesting that Hill is using W’s/Rove’s/GOP’s tactic of using those backdrops with bullshit phrases that are supposed to make us feel warm and fuzzy. I guess someone told her that “Because I Am Entitled to Be President” wouldn’t be cool.
Sep 18th, 2007
FranIAm
Oh dear. Dr. Monkey, I thought it but I wouldn’t say it. Thank goodness you did!
Pissed.. how right you are!
Sep 19th, 2007
commander other
Hillary is the Gumby of Love Dolls™. She can take almost any position that is politically expedient to getting more campaign money.
Sep 19th, 2007
fairlane
Meet the “New American Dream.”
Same as the Old American Dream.
Sep 19th, 2007
Tengrain
If that is the American Dream, I’m moving to Pottsylvania.
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Tengrain
Sep 19th, 2007
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