[ Sep 19, 07 ]
A newly-proposed bill before the Senate would ensure that Republican Congressmen who are convicted of sex crimes would be afforded an entire cell block in the federal penitentiary, so as to more readily be a comfort to each other in their incarcerated heterosexuality.
[ Sep 19, 07 ]
But the ghosts of tens of thousands of dead Iraqis are sneaking up behind you!
[ Sep 19, 07 ]
Members of the Black Box Brigade (which incidentally seems to have ties to certain modeling agencies) are seen standing guard somewhere in Iraq. As the lowest bidder, the Black Box Brigade stands to profit greatly from Blackwater's recent suspension. While apparently chagrined at the turn of events with Blackwater, the Bush Administration is excited about the potential of the Black Box Brigade, citing the fact that it is staffed exclusively with elite forces hand-picked by Karl Rove and Dick Cheney, and who are thus incapable of perceiving failure.
[ Sep 19, 07 ]
After another extended hiatus from public scrutiny, an intrepid photographer chanced to witness Lord Voldemort in his guise as US Vice President Cheney, having recently consumed three puppies, two kittens, and a small baby from a D.C. ghetto as lunch at a Republican Party fundraiser. Residents of Washington D.C., who may shortly enjoy representation in Congress, are once again cautioned to stay indoors after nightfall, as Lord Voldemort becomes more restless as the political climate continues to change against his desires.
