Lord Voldemort Returns!

(AFP/File/Saul Loeb) “After another extended hiatus from public scrutiny, an intrepid photographer chanced to witness Lord Voldemort in his guise as US Vice President Cheney, having recently consumed three puppies, two kittens, and a small baby from a D.C. ghetto as lunch at a Republican Party fundraiser. Residents of Washington D.C., who may shortly enjoy representation in Congress, are once again cautioned to stay indoors after nightfall, as Lord Voldemort becomes more restless as the political climate continues to change against his desires.”


photo credit: AFP/File/Saul Loeb

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