We Got the Beat

Categories: opinion, politics
We Got the Beat
Okay, so the boy was an asshole. But do these people not understand that when we condone violence in response to assholery, we simply regress, if not devolve? photo credit: Reuters/Sean Gardner

Garrr….th’Commander be a Scalliwag!

Categories: humor
Garrr….th’Commander be a Scalliwag!
“Aaaaarrrrrrrgh! Yesterday was in the way o’ bein’ th’fficial Talk Like a Pirate Day, an’ what’d Commander Other do with it? Nuthin’! Purely disgraceful! I lazed away th’day, snoozin’ on th’poop-deck o’ this here barge o’ bilk, an’ nary a once did I talk like a pirate! I’ll be walkin’ meself down th’plank later [...]