the otherwhirled

“Aaaaarrrrrrrgh! Yesterday was in the way o’ bein’ th’fficial Talk Like a Pirate Day, an’ what’d Commander Other do with it? Nuthin’! Purely disgraceful! I lazed away th’day, snoozin’ on th’poop-deck o’ this here barge o’ bilk, an’ nary a once did I talk like a pirate! I’ll be walkin’ meself down th’plank later on, Cap’n Dyke, but first I must put my’ffairs in order. In th’meantime, here’s you fine readers a pirate what you can color an’ make purty for yerselves. And go visit Cap’n Dyke. Even tho she’s got no love fer th’likes o’ me, bein’ male an’ all, I think she be delicious.”