[ Sep 21, 07 ]
“I mean, I think I’ve heard the name, but I have no idea. Is he running for some office or something?”
photo credit: Joshua Lott/Reuters
[ Sep 21, 07 ]
Wouldn’t it be funny if a tabloid ran with that title? Yes, I’m a bad man.
“Senator Clinton’s campaign staff turned off her republicanesque campaign rhetoric, but unfortunately, Senator Clinton quickly used the ‘clapper’ system to reinstate it.”
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[ Sep 21, 07 ]
…is worth how much in the bush?
“Goddamn White House plumbing’s actin’ up agin. Ya’ll leave me alone fer a minute while Ah water the Bushes…er…the plants, Ah mean…heh-heh-heh. Ah friggin’ hate that.”
photo credit: Yuri Gripas/Reuters
[ Sep 21, 07 ]
“Yes, it’s just a pinched nerve. It’s not a big deal. My doctor says it’s nothing that a lobotomy wouldn’t cure, except for the fact I’ve already had two.”
photo credit: AP Photo/Lawrence Jackson
[ Sep 21, 07 ]
“Lastly, Ah wanna give a big ‘Whazzup!’ to Senator Vitter. These diapers are awesome, Senator! Ah can jist let one go any time Ah like and nobuddy knows the diff’rence!”
photo credit: AP Photo/Charles Dharapak
[ Sep 21, 07 ]
Now, lookit. What we got here is a Democrat Congress. Ah don't get along wiff Democrats, even when they're tryin' ta do sumpin' good. So Ah just veto everything they want, unless Unca Dick tells meh not to. 'Nuff said. Damn, dirty, Democrats.
[ Sep 21, 07 ]
Hey, has anybuddy seen mah script fer this speech? Ah know it goes sumpin' like 'More troops. Insurgers! Tha surge is workin'. Bomb Iran,' or sumpin' like that, but th'teleprompter's down, and Ah'm too busy to know what Ah'm talkin' 'bout.
