Ya’ll git ta ask tha questions WE give ya’ll,

Categories: humor, snark
Ya’ll git ta ask tha questions WE give ya’ll,
photo credit: Larry Downing/Files/Reuters “and not a damn one else! Unnerstood?”

Holy Religious Freakocity, Batman!

Categories: GodNot™, politics, religion, snark
Holy Religious Freakocity, Batman!
Oh my Gawd on a swizzle-stick. Be brave. Don’t just read it. Watch the video and listen. I’m surprised the choir wasn’t flogging themselves while they sang. via Talking Points Memo.

The Other “Touchdown Jesus”

Categories: humor, religion, snark
The Other “Touchdown Jesus”
“He fades back to pass…here comes the blitz! He’s scrambling, picks up a good block. He’s looking downfield….looking….looking….scrambling way out to the right, now. Finds his man. He let’s it go: It’s a high-flying ‘Hail Mary’ pass into double-coverage in the end zone! The receiver’s up. He’s got it! He’s got it! TOUCHDOWN, JESUS!!!! [...]

New Federal Height Limitations

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New Federal Height Limitations
“Now, see here, Ah’m about this tall, and that’s about as tall as any fed’rull employee should be. Anything taller th’n that is jist wasted space.” photo credit: Reuters/Jason Reed

Ah gotta hand it ta meh!

Categories: humor, politics, snark
Ah gotta hand it ta meh!
“Heh-heh-heh. Ah’m a great asset to every republican’s political campaign, ya’ll! Hell, Ah rock!” Q: Mr. President, for Republicans seeking election next year are you an asset or a liability? THE PRESIDENT: Strong asset. (Laughter) …Look, candidates who go out and say that the United States is vulnerable to attack and we’re going to make sure [...]

Announcing the Fightin’ 43rd Inaction Figures™

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Announcing the Fightin’ 43rd Inaction Figures™
“Over the weekend, the Happy Fun-Time® Company released several thousand advance copies of its new line of children’s toys, the Fightin’ 43rd Inaction Figures, which feature a new, innovative design. The action figures appear to be highly configurable, but actually are made of stone and are completely immobile. Each figure comes complete with a [...]