the otherwhirled

photo credit: AP Photo/Gerald Herbert “Come unto me, all ye who are duplicitous and morally depraved, and I will let you give me tax-free campaign donations.”

photo credit: AP Photo/Seth Wenig “‘Hey, can you figure out what the hell they’re talkin’ ’bout?’‘Well, not really, sir.’ ‘Damn, that kinda sucks. Ah mean, Ah wonner if ther talkin’ bad ’bout us again. Say, whassat thing on yer ear?’ ‘It allows me to hear the translator, sir.’ ‘Huh, that’s weird. You’d think they’d give us sumpin’ so’s we [...]

photo credit: Shannon Stapleton/Reuters “Indeed, Mr. President, the cameras cannot see you from the waist down. The rest of us, however, would very much prefer you to be wearing something other than boxer shorts and cowboy boots.”

photo credit: Shannon Stapleton/Reuters “Ah’ve got some brush to clear out on mah land, fer crissakes!”

photo credit: Larry Downing/Reuters “…discuss new packaging and distribution methods.”