the otherwhirled

‘Damn, that kinda sucks. Ah mean, Ah wonner if ther talkin’ bad ’bout us again. Say, whassat thing on yer ear?’

‘It allows me to hear the translator, sir.’

‘Huh, that’s weird. You’d think they’d give us sumpin’ so’s we could hear what ther sayin’. Ah don’t like ‘em talkin’ bad ’bout us. Damn terr’ists.’

‘That’s what it does, sir, but you know our policy is to ignore commentary from the peasant third-world countries, so I haven’t really been paying attention.’

‘Oh yeah, Ah merember now. We’re just s’posed ta look int’rested. Damn, Ah keep fergittin’ that.’

‘That’s right, sir.’”