New! Laura Bush™ Pez® Dispenser!

(Reuters/Jason Reed)

photo credit: Reuters/Jason Reed
The Happy Fun-time® Company is pleased to announce the new Laura Bush™ Pez® Dispenser. The new dispenser also accommodates Xanax, Lithium, Valium, and other fine pharmaceutical products, available separately. Proceeds of sales of the Laura Bush™ Pez® Dispenser will be donated to the “Please Somebody Host the George W. Bush Presidential Library” fund.


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  1. distributorcap

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    and the Laura Bush™ Pez® Dispenser also has convenient syringes for botox on demand

    gee killing your boyfriend does wonder for your hair

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