the otherwhirled

photo credit: AP Photo/Diane Bondareff Ready for a night on the town, Laura whimsically decided to use her cocaine as a makeup base, while not-Jenna has apparently found her mother’s stash of Xanax so she could be a truly cheap date.

photo credit: REUTERS/Jason Reed “That you actually refer to yourself as the ‘Commander in Chief’, sir!”

photo credit: AFP/File/Jean-Pierre Muller “…makes the presidency go down….” especially if your name happens to be “Laura”.

The Republican Party announced a new policy strategy [that] will culminate in the destruction of all non-Christian nations and the absolute curtailment of all non-procreative intercourse, excluding elected officials in public restrooms.

photo credit: AP Photo/Junji Kurokawa “See Jenna. See Jenna drive. Drive, Jenna, drive! Drive, drive, drive!”