The New Right Wing

(AP Photo/Dennis Cook, FILE)

photo credit: AP Photo/Dennis Cook, FILE		 In what some pundits described as “unexpected”, “surprising”, and “titillating”, Senator Larry Craig announced today the establishment of a new Conservative political party, the Worshipers of Idealogical Demagogues Exempting Sanctimonious Turdblossoms from Abstaining from Normally Conscientious Ethics, or WIDESTANCE for short. Senator Craig will be running for President under the new Party, with the next politician he manages to pick up in a public restroom serving as Vice President.

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  1. distributorcap

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    he is pathetic, a loser and a true piece of American shit

    Oct 18th, 2007

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