the otherwhirled

photo credit: AFP/DDP/File/Sebastian Willnow “Diebold announced today the release of a new analog voting machine sure to be popular with male voters. Voters who wish to vote for a Democratic candidate simply urinate, then flush once for Senator Obama or twice for Senator Clinton. Those wishing to vote Republican urinate while slowly stroking their penis, tapping [...]

photo credit: Larry Downing/Reuters “No, that is not a star, silly man. That’s one of those ‘thousand points of light’ your father spoke about. It’s the last one, it’s dimmer even than you are, and it is falling faster than your approval rating.”