Once again, Mr. President

Peek-A-Boo! (REUTERS/Larry Downing)

photo credit: REUTERS/Larry Downing

Hey, Mr. Bush! Don’t be bashful! C’mon, you can come in here, we won’t bite! We promise!

Come On In (REUTERS/Larry Downing)
photo credit: REUTERS/Larry Downing

There you go! See, that wasn’t so hard! C’mon up to the podium. We bet you’ve got all sorts of important things to tell us. We’re ready! And all our recording devices are inactive, just like your Blackwater guards told us.

Blather, blather, blather (AFP/File/Mandel Ngan)
photo credit: AFP/File/Mandel Ngan

Yessir! Enlighten us with your acute insight! Astound us with you deep thoughts! Amaze us with your formidable knowledge of Middle East politcs! We stand ready to be enthralled by your eloquent language and witty reparté to our questions!

Naw, Get Out! (AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)
photo credit: AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais

Oh yeah! That’s right, you ain’t got none of that! Good idea. Just turn and go. Go on. Get out! And don’t let the door hit you in the ass.

P.S. Please resign?

2 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. 1

    Please resign?

    How about “get the f*ck out of here and make sure you take Cheney and Condi with you!”

  2. 2

    he gets all pissy when confronted, so i thought i’d temper my rudeness with a little niceness.

    hey, that’s a thought. maybe if we all asked nicely, he’d pack up his odious shit and hit the road?

    damn, that’s almost worth a try….

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