the otherwhirled

photo credit: Larry Downing/Reuters “Like, OMG, I know! I know! I’m standing right next to him! Oh. My. Gawd! He’s SO cute! I can’t believe it! Quick! Take a picture!”

photo credit: Larry Downing/Reuters 1. “…is a REAL man.” 2. “…is a seriously large Long Island Iced Tea.” 3. “…is a big hug and a kiss.” see…you can probably do better than those. fire away!

photo credit: REUTERS/Jason Reed “…to blow this president on a daily basis.”

photo credit: AP Photo/Ron Edmonds “Now, see here. We don’t much care ’bout babies anyways, ‘less they got rich parents, heh-heh-heh. So, here’s tha deal. So long as yer baby ain’t no bigger than this, we’ll he’p ya out an’ get ‘im som doctorin’. After that, tho, Ah mean, tha little tyke’s gotta be big enough [...]