Bush Cares

(AP Photo/Ron Edmonds)

photo credit: AP Photo/Ron Edmonds		 “Now, see here. We don’t much care ’bout babies anyways, ‘less they got rich parents, heh-heh-heh. So, here’s tha deal. So long as yer baby ain’t no bigger than this, we’ll he’p ya out an’ get ‘im som doctorin’. After that, tho, Ah mean, tha little tyke’s gotta be big enough ta start earnin’ ya’ll some money (heh-heh. mfff. snerk. heh)—you know, ta start contributin’ to yer social secur’ty, so when yer kid gets this big, we don’t wanna hear no more whinin’. ‘Sides, if yer baby was really workin’ hard, he wouldn’t have time to whine anyway. heh-heh-heh.”

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