No, but seriously…

Categories: humor, snark
No, but seriously…
photo credit: REUTERS/Larry Downing …what the HELL is in your pocket, Mr. President? Because it obviously can’t be your penis. Is it someone else’s penis, perhaps? yeah, eventually, you’re going to see these photos again. i’m sure some other intrepid, pocket-pool expert will beat me to it, though. i hate being so damned busy!

Gollum gots the Precious…

Categories: humor, snark
Gollum gots the Precious…
photo credit: REUTERS/Larry Downing “President Bush walks across the White House lawn, deftly concealing the One Ring, which he somehow managed to steal from Dark Lord Cheney.”

Bush, the Limited Multi-tasker

Categories: humor, snark
Bush, the Limited Multi-tasker
photo credit: REUTERS/Larry Downing “President Bush is shown rehearsing his multitasking skills of glad-handing and pocket-pool. These skills have emerged as both his foreign and domestic policies, and constitute the sum and total of his relevance in our society today.”

Size Matters

Categories: opinion, politics, snark
Size Matters
photo credit: AP Photo/Caleb Jones “Is this really the size of airplane our president needs to fly off to Texas yet again to masturbate away his responsibilities for yet another extended weekend?”