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Jess Wundrun
Commander, Look At His Shoes!!!
They are on the wrong feet-I swear.
Oh, and Pickles: witches ride broomsticks, they don’t stick them up their ass.
Just sayin’.
Nov 14th, 2007
commander other
zombies can’t tie shoes, Jess, let alone get ‘em on the right feet. they also have no fashion sense in general.
Nov 14th, 2007
pissed in NYC
Looks like W got Bar’s thigh genes. Notice how they don’t tell us that Great Leader ran 10 miles and swam the Potomac anymore?
Nov 14th, 2007
fairlane
Did Pickles get some kind of Arm Augmentation?
What the fuck is wrong with that Schlep?
Oh yeah, handfuls of Xanax. My bad.
Nov 15th, 2007
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