[ Nov 20, 07 ]
Categories: snark
photo credit: REUTERS/Jason Reed
Now comes in a can.
alternatively:
“They says mah beans is good, but mah frank needs some work.”
“Try mah beans. Or Ah’ll invade yer gol-durned country an’ take all yer oil.”
“These are Laura’s fav’rit beans. Cuz they ain’t got no ‘little pokey thing’ tryin’ ta keep her up all night.”
“When ya’ll need a li’l [...]
[ Nov 20, 07 ]
photo credit: REUTERS/Larry Downing
“Ah gots a senator Ah’d lahk ya’ll ta meet.”
meanwhile, in the background, a woman with an overly-large mouth threatens to inhale the entire District of Columbia
[ Nov 20, 07 ]
photo credit: REUTERS/Larry Downing
…he’s “pardoning” this one, because I know I’d hate to think of our president as a cannibal.
hey look! here’s proof from the original caption! “U.S. President George W. Bush (L) looks at ‘May’…” Note how they have to tell us which one is the president? isn’t it utterly fan-fucking-tastic to be an [...]
